Inspired by this list of situations in which shouting the phrase “bring the rain” is even less appropriate than it is in the new Transformer's movie, I’ve decided to create my own list.
While attempting to repair outdoor wiring.
While standing in a large open-air turkey pen.
While working with unstable sodium or perchlorate compounds in said large open-air turkey pen.
During the performance of a Native American tribal rain dance.
At an all-female pre-Labor Day white clothing parade.
Upon entering a rabies treatment clinic.
To break the tension at the starting line of the premier elderly mobility scooter racing competition at the National Buggy Championships in Holland.
Upon discovering levy inadequacies shortly before landfall of Hurricane Katrina.