The internets are down

BHouse was without internet for the last several days. Here is a list of things I (and the house) did to stay entertained:

1) Watched Up, The Boondock Saints, and There Will Be Blood
2) Mocked Alan's meager cooking abilities
3) Undertook a two-day survey of nearby cafes looking for the best work environment
4) Bought Oatmeal Cream Pies from Shaw's
5) Watched Golden Eye while making excessive sexual innuendo, on top of the already-excessive innuendo in the movie
6) Ate Oatmeal Cream Pies from Shaw's
7) Blew up a bunch of balloons
8) Napped
9) Popped a bunch of balloons
10) Blew up some more balloons
11) Watched Golden Eye again
12) Stuck balloons in the ceiling