Now we have a clean and not-terrifying curtain. On the other hand, the Drano I bought to clear the sink in our downstairs bathroom is currently totally getting its ass kicked. We cannot wash our hands, but we can shower! Oh, can we ever shower.
EDIT: The Drano totally came through, our sink is no longer clogged. And the strawberry bread I baked turned out delicious. Three-win weekend. Sweet.