Wednesday, June 3, 2009

No whammies!

Hey kiddies, it's time to play the hottest new game show -- What's the Most Sketchtastic Thing in Aditya's Room?

Is it a) the dead flowers stuck in the ceiling?
Or perhaps it's b) the pink bunny pez dispenser.
Maybe c) the little green pills all over my floor?
Gee, Charlie Brown, not only did you get d) a shitty tree for Christmas, you also decorated it with little girls' socks.
Maybe we can throw it away in the e) fucking hole in the floor.
Of course, let's not forget the frightening menagerie of disturbing animalia, including f) what I'm pretty sure is a dead cat that's been poorly stuffed and still has its original eyes:
And his good buddy, SARS dog:
Yes, that is a surgical facemask. On a stuffed dog. I'm really glad nobody was there to see me jump when I picked him up. "Awww, a stuffed do-OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TUBERCULOSIS."

Lock your answers in now, viewers. You have thirty seconds. *Cue theme music*

Oh wait -- YOU ALL WIN BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO ENCOUNTER THAT HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CAT.

5 comments:

  1. Hey, Did Jackie give my copy of Pootie Tang to any of you all down at the Bhouse? I would like it back when I get back from Japan

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  2. Yeah, we grabbed it the other day when we got my furniture. It's yours whenever you show up to claim it!

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  3. This was worth a solid laugh. Nice.

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  4. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS dog.

    As played by SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAARD.


    Also- sorry John! I skipped out of town and assumed they'd get that to ya.

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  5. Shouldn't that be Swine Flu Dog? Also, Jae can bring you more face masks from monkeylab, and you can outfit the cat too.

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